(Source: swagrevolution, via fuckyeahthegoldengirls)
“I can’t sleep, I keep trying to think back on that night at Shady Pines.”
“And? …”
“… and we’re out of toilet paper.”
(via professorowenaravenclaw)
“I have to wash my hair. Every day. For the rest of my life.” -Rose Nylund
“Where’s my tuna quiche? You heard me! I said, where’s my tuna quiche? I get five ounces of solid food a day and I want my tuna quiche.”
“You mean that little pie?”
“Lil… little pie?”
“I wanted a snack.”
“A snack!”
“I thought it was a little fishy.”
(via professorowenaravenclaw)
"I could have been living in a swinging singles condo instead of with… oh I better not say anything before I’ve had my morning cup of coffee… a slut and a moron. Sorry, I guess it’s decaf."
- Dorothy Zbornak (via alancheek1)
(Source: adclife89)
"Dorothy: “It’s so hard to dress for a psychiatrist. If you wear black, they think you’re depressed. If you wear red, they think you’re angry…”
Blanche: “If you wear a negligee, they think you want to sleep with them…”
Dorothy: “Why aren’t you arrested more?"
- The Golden Girls, 7.08 (via vharmony)
"You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There’s a lot of crap out there."
- Beatrice Arthur (via appstateerika)
| May you lose the three hairs left on your head! | Sophia: |
| Oh yeah? May you lose your tweezers so your eyebrows meet to cover the wart on the middle of your forehead! | Sal: |
| THAT'S NOT A WART THATS A BEAUTY MARK! | Sophia: |
| On Sofia Lauren that's a beauty mark, on you and Khrushchev it's a wart! | Sal: |
